Laws For Women To Live By
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old
for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
за нас ,жени
Кво им се бъркаш в темите, пич? Харесваме си ги с техните интелектуални заблуждения, защото без тях как щяхме да ги запленяваме?Remmivs написа:It is pleasant to take a proud free woman and teach her her womanhood.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
хихихи...
ма аз вече съм го научила...;)Remmivs написа:It is pleasant to take a proud free woman and teach her her womanhood.
обаче не можеш да отречеш ,че има свежи попадения.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
п.с. цял ден съм се хилила на "цитата" ( М.о.Г)
Хехе
Заяждах се, разбира се! 
Не отричам, че има готини попадения. Това за памперсите наистина е супер!
PS
Връх е!
Не отричам, че има готини попадения. Това за памперсите наистина е супер!
PS
Връх е!
