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Mature Women Are So Smart:


When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that, once again, I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed with a hot 25 year old.


Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

ей за това, не всичко трябва да се споделя

в една връзка, освен либоф, трябват и бъбреци

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says

"Sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one
of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful;

"Christ!" he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ar*se"?

"No" she replies "I'm your sons' English Teacher"

doktorka написа:Mature Women Are So Smart:


When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that, once again, I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed with a hot 25 year old.


Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

Great story! Thanks!

doktorka написа:.......

Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

ще поумняваме начи

Американска му работа. Консуматори.

А Змеювия виц е супер, от златния фонд е.

Remmivs написа:Американска му работа. Консуматори.

А Змеювия виц е супер, от златния фонд е.

nali?
особено написан с различен английски....

doktorka написа:

Remmivs написа:Американска му работа. Консуматори.

А Змеювия виц е супер, от златния фонд е.

nali?
особено написан с различен английски....

пък аз нямам против да съм консмуатор - начи къща, плазма и здраво голямо легло са добре дошли

Dark написа:

doktorka написа:

Remmivs написа:Американска му работа. Консуматори.

А Змеювия виц е супер, от златния фонд е.

nali?
особено написан с различен английски....

пък аз нямам против да съм консмуатор - начи къща, плазма и здраво голямо легло са добре дошли

И изведнъж + тези екстри *** = 2,5 *:lol:

doktorka написа:Mature Women Are So Smart:


When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that, once again, I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed with a hot 25 year old.


Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

Яка мацка. Ш'го запомня. Ей го де е 50-сетака, то почти не останало:lol::lol:

frisky lioness написа:

doktorka написа:Mature Women Are So Smart:


When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that, once again, I would be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed with a hot 25 year old.


Aren't older women great. They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

Яка мацка. Ш'го запомня. Ей го де е 50-сетака, то почти не останало:lol::lol:

И на мен много ми хареса, като 'жена' спокойно може да се замени и с 'мъж' 8)

ELBI написа:
И на мен много ми хареса, като 'жена' спокойно може да се замени и с 'мъж' 8)

Така си е...Всички сме хора:D