за жените
Публикувано на: 21.10.06, 22:21
>WHITE WOMEN :
>
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Spaghetti & meatballs.
>
>Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
>ring.
>
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
>of having sex.
>
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>
>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
>
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
>happens again.
>
>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>
>First date: Meet her parents.
>
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>BLACK WOMEN :
>
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>
>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
>have sex in the back of her car.
>
>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
>sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
>beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
>now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>
>ARABIC WOMEN:
>
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>
>No third date.
>
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Spaghetti & meatballs.
>
>Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
>ring.
>
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
>of having sex.
>
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>
>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
>
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
>happens again.
>
>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>realized nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>
>First date: Meet her parents.
>
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>BLACK WOMEN :
>
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>
>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
>have sex in the back of her car.
>
>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
>grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
>sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
>beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
>now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
>
>ARABIC WOMEN:
>
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
>
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>
>No third date.
Кога ако не сега?:D
В моя прозорец е мрачно и сънливо :nap: