Time machine

[jazz]

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изпуснах я, мамка му
ноооо, въпросите и отговорите си салужават едно око

[Green Light]

Please note AA batteries were only invented in 1968 so dont go back beyond this time. Also they will be phased in 2010 due to the invention of the organic fuel cell, brought on by the severe depletion of the worlds battery resources. So dont go forward in time past this date.

[Semiramis]

тук

изпуснах я, мамка му
ноооо, въпросите и отговорите си салужават едно око

е ще има и други

YES I HAVE A ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SWAP. COULD YOU FINISH YOUR TIME MACHINE AND BRING IT TO TAURANGA AND GO BACK IN TIME TO WHEM MY ANTI GRAVITY MACHINE KICKED INTO GEAR AND FLOATED OFF TOWARDS THE SUN, IF YOU CAN DO THIS IT WILL PREVENT IT TAKING OFF AND THEN YOU CAN SWAP IT. ........

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Q: would you swap for 2005 subaru wrx STI version 9, full body kit, sq blowoff valve, front mount intercooler, 19" chromes, pillar gauges, 290kw at the wheels, 11.29sec at meremere, WOF & rego!
A: What colour?

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всъщност този има много сладко чувство за хумор