If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. 
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.
If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.И още куп други :)
